Riverboat Radiators Retro Theme Park Tee - Nostalgic Humor
An American Tale: Riverboat Replaced by Radiators
$27.29+
- Sizes:
- XS
- S
- M
- L
- XL
- 2X
- 3X
- 4X
For everyone who remembers when steam-powered riverboats drifted through frontier waters—and not every land had been overtaken by chrome and car culture—this tee is your poetic protest. “An American Tale: Riverboat Replaced by Radiators” is a nostalgic nod to a time before every corner of the park got re-themed or re-paved.
Perfect for those who miss slow, scenic storytelling or the charm of an attraction that didn’t need headlights to be magical. Wear it for ironic ride photos, sweltering park days, or passive-aggressively sipping cold brew while remembering how things used to be.
Features
- Sizes Offered: S–4X, Various Colors
- Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 for exceptional comfort and durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent, reliable fit
- Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-lasting structure
- DTG prints and mockups may vary slightly from the final product
Product Details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Each shirt is made especially for you once you place your order—helping reduce waste and avoid overproduction. Because every tee is made-to-order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges, but if anything comes up with your order, just reach out and we’ll make it right.
For fans of old-school river adventures, rebels against re-theming, and anyone who believes some stories were better before the radiators rolled in.