It’s Not Sweat, It’s Pixie Dew Shirt | Funny Theme Park Day Tee
For every theme park warrior fueled by snacks, sunshine, and sarcasm — this “It’s Not Sweat, It’s Pixie Dew” tee celebrates your sparkle, not your sweat.
$27.29+
- Sizes:
- XS
- S
- M
- L
- XL
- 2X
- 3X
- 4X
Introducing the must-have tee for every theme park warrior fueled by snacks, sunscreen, and questionable hydration:
“It’s Not Sweat, It’s Pixie Dew.”
Whether you’re conquering rope drop, melting in the midday sun, or trying to look magical while your SPF fails you — this shirt gets it.
It’s a witty, wearable nod to the true sparkle of summer park days.
Highlights
- Funny park-day parody shirt with playful “Pixie Dew” slogan
- Perfect for theme park lovers, runners, and sarcastic optimists
- Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 high-quality shirts
- Sizes offered: XS–4X in multiple colors
Product Details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- DTG printed; designs and mockups may vary slightly
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Each tee is made especially for you when you order — helping reduce waste and overproduction.
Because it’s made-to-order, we can’t accept returns or exchanges, but if there’s ever an issue, we’ll make it right.
You’re not sweating — you’re sparkling.