Funny Mom Pirate Shirt | Tired Moms Tell No Tales Tee
For the vacation-worn, memory-making, emotionally-exhausted matriarchs—our “Tired Moms Tell No Tales” shirt is equal parts sass and survival. The perfect tee for the true captains of the ship.
$27.29+
- Sizes:
- XS
- S
- M
- L
- XL
- 2X
- 3X
Introducing the shirt every vacation-worn, memory-making, emotionally-exhausted matriarch needs: “Tired Moms Tell No Tales.”
Equal parts sass and survival, this tee is for the real captains of the ship—especially those navigating strollers, snack meltdowns, and the high seas of family theme park trips.
Featuring a skull with a messy bun and pirate hat, it’s the unofficial uniform of moms who’ve seen things.
Like $7 churros. And post-fireworks stroller traffic.
Whether you’re braving a theme park, cruise, or just surviving Tuesday—this shirt says what we’re all thinking: the magic’s real, but so is the fatigue.
Highlights
- “Tired Moms Tell No Tales” design with pirate flair
- Perfect for theme park moms, cruise queens, or chaos captains
- Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 high-quality shirts
- Sizes offered: XS–3X in multiple colors
Product Details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Every tee is made just for you when you order, helping us reduce overproduction and keep the planet (and your patience) intact.
Because it’s made-to-order, we can’t accept returns or exchanges—but if there’s ever a problem, we’ll make it right. Pinky swear.
For moms who’ve earned their stripes—and their snacks.