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Fun Theme Park Tee | Only Ride for the Exit Gift Shops Statement Shirt

For every theme park fan who knows the real magic begins in the gift shop—this witty “I Only Ride for the Exit Gift Shops” tee celebrates retail therapy at its most magical.

$27.29+

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If you find yourself rushed through rides just to reach the souvenir shelves, this one’s for you.
The “I Only Ride for the Exit Gift Shops” tee celebrates the truest thrill of any theme park day: the glorious moment when air-conditioning and impulse buying collide.

Playful, soft, and unmistakably relatable, this shirt lets the world know where your priorities lie—right between the collectible mugs and the limited-edition pins.

Highlights

  • Fun theme park parody design
  • Perfect for souvenir hunters, shopaholics, and sarcasm lovers
  • Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 high-quality shirts
  • Sizes offered: S–4X in multiple colors

Product Details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • DTG printed; designs and mockups may vary slightly
  • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Each tee is made especially for you when you order—helping reduce overproduction and waste.
Because it’s made-to-order, we can’t accept returns or exchanges, but if there’s ever an issue, we’ll make it right.

For everyone who knows the gift shop is the real ride.