About Threaded Wishes

Park days. Dad jokes. Sarcasm stitched in cotton.

Threaded Wishes is a small, sarcastic tee shop built for theme park fans who love the magic—but laugh at the madness. Every shirt is designed with a wink, printed on demand, and shipped straight from our partners at Printful.

What we make

• Funny theme park parody tees (100% sarcasm)
• Retro vacation designs for off-duty parents and ride warriors
• Original designs that nods to park life

How it works

Each design starts as a joke that went too far—then somehow became a shirt. We sell through Etsy, with every order printed when you buy it (no warehouses, no waste).

Why we do it

Because laughter should be wearable. Because park culture deserves a little self-awareness. And because matching family shirts should make you smile, not cringe.