Allegedly, The Wittiest Magical Shirt Shop
Threaded Wishes makes witty, theme-park-inspired parody tees for those who love the magic—but laugh at the lines.
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Air Adventure Tee | Unisex Travel Shirt
$27.29+
Get ready for a truly enchanting experience! Say goodbye to the soul-crushing security lines at the airport with our ...
Back in My Day T-Shirt: No App Needed for Theme Park Vacations
$27.29+
Introducing our hilarious and relatable T-shirt: "Back in My Day I Didn't Need an App to Manage My Vacation!" Embrace...
Do You Even Churro Shirt | Theme Park Snack Tee
$25.99+
Are you a Churro fan? Are churros your favorite theme park snack? This Theme Park snack shirt may be the perfect gift...
Fun Theme Park Tee | Only Ride for the Exit Gift Shops Statement Shirt
$27.29+
For every theme park fan who knows the real magic begins in the gift shop—this witty “I Only Ride for the Exit Gift S...
Funny 3 O'Clock Parade Quote Tee for Theme Park Lovers
$27.29+
Our park-inspired tee captures the playful spirit of every theme park fan! Featuring the quote "I don't know when the...
Funny Beignet Shirt | Body By Beignets Cotton Tee
$25.99+
Are you a beignet fanatic? Our “Body By Beignets” shirt celebrates your snack loyalty with humor and flair—perfect fo...
Funny Ducks Graphic Tee - Main Street Theme Park Shirt
$27.29+
Who doesn't love ducks? We all know they actually run the show! Check it out, this may be the best 100% cotton tee yo...
Funny Mom Pirate Shirt | Tired Moms Tell No Tales Tee
$27.29+
For the vacation-worn, memory-making, emotionally-exhausted matriarchs—our “Tired Moms Tell No Tales” shirt is equal ...
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About Threaded Wishes
Born from caffeine, chaos, and a few too many churros, Threaded Wishes creates parody tees that keep things magical—but never serious. Each design is printed to order using premium materials and a dash of sarcasm.
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